The Committee Backfield Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“The broadcast shows Monangai on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Monangai gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Monangai gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
90%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Monangai drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.