The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
83%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Monangai's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.