The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- Monangai finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Monangai drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.