The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
85%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Monangai's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.