The Stuffed Run Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- The team goes up 21 early and Monangai gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
77%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Monangai, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.