The Fumble Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Coach says Monangai is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
90%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Monangai's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.