The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Monangai gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Monangai's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.