The Stuffed Run Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Monangai goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Monangai's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.