The Stuffed Run Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Monangai's stadium. Only over Monangai.
84%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Monangai's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.