The Hamstring Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Pitts Sr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Pitts Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.