The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“The broadcast shows Pitts Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Pitts Sr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Pitts Sr., Pitts Sr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.