The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“The broadcast shows Pitts Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Pitts Sr. is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
76%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pitts Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.