The Blocking Assignment Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Ref: "Number Pitts Sr., that's a flag." Pitts Sr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Pitts Sr. spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pitts Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.