The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Pitts Sr. runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pitts Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.