The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- The broadcast shows Pitts Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pitts Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.