The Invisible Route Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Pitts Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pitts Sr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.