The Late Scratch Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Pitts Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Pitts Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pitts Sr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.