The Snap Count Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Pitts Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pitts Sr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.