The Blocking Assignment Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Pitts Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pitts Sr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.