The Hamstring Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Pitts Sr. stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
92%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pitts Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.