The Blocking Assignment Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Pitts Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pitts Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.