The Chip-and-Release Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Pitts Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Pitts Sr. spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
88%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Pitts Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.