The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Pitts Sr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
88%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Pitts Sr., Pitts Sr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.