The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Pitts Sr. gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
90%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Pitts Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.