The Late Scratch Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Pitts Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pitts Sr.'s stadium. Only over Pitts Sr..
74%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Pitts Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.