The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- The broadcast shows Murray on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Murray's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Murray, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.