The Intentional Grounding Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Murray gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Murray's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.