The Checkdown Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Murray slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
82%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Murray scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.