The Overthrow Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The play clock hits zero on Murray four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
83%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Murray's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.