The Hamstring Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Ref: "Number Murray, that's a flag." Murray: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Murray's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Murray, Murray, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.