The Intentional Grounding Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Murray, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.