The Kneel-Down Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Murray's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Murray's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.