The Late Scratch Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Garbage time arrives early for Murray: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
83%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Murray scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.