The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
- Murray audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
77%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Murray drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.