The Checkdown Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Ref: "Number Murray, that's a flag." Murray: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Murray drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.