The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- A mysterious flag erases Murray's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Murray, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.