The Pick-Six Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Murray's stadium. Only over Murray.
74%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Murray's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.