The Intentional Grounding Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Murray's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.