The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Murray's stadium. Only over Murray.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
77%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Murray, Murray, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.