The Sideline-Scold Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Murray gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Murray scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.