The Bad Snap Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Murray, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.