The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Murray scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Murray, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.