The Snap Count Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Murray, the end zone is a rumor.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Murray is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Murray's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.