The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Murray throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Murray, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.