The Hamstring Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Out" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- A mysterious flag erases Murray's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Murray's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Murray's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.