The Late Scratch Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Williams scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.