The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Williams goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Williams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.