The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Williams's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.