The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Williams on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.