The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Coach says Williams is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Williams's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Williams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.